This is where I have been living lately. I was evicted from my apartment (as seen in the hit docudrama, Steinjive) and I needed a place to stay! It just so happened that somebody left their car there (their tires were slashed by “somebody”), and I guess they didn’t have the time or money to move it out of the lot. What a coincidence.

So if you’re ever in the area, just hop the fence and say hello, and bring warm food, and maybe even a dog or cat that I could play with for a while.