So, I’ve been sitting in the tub working on a script for an MC Steinberg movie, going through idea after idea. Some are too violent, some are too vulgar, and most have too much CGI. Then I thought, what did people in the 50’s do when they couldn’t afford CGI?
So, I am beginning to work on MC Steinberg: The Animated Series. Basically, the show would center around me, MC Steinberg, and would air Saturdays at 11am (kiddie primetime) on Kids WB.
Here’s the catch: I was shot with a proton lazer that gave me superhuman powers. I know it sounds farfetch’d, but I think once people get over that idea, the’ll be more onboard with the story.
So, I use my powers for good helping people fight off crooks and gangs and the occasional vampire, all with the help of my trusted turtle, Etta Mae (also hit with the gamma lazer, superturtle powers) who contributes signifigantly to plots and gets me out of jams (the bad kind).
Unfortunately, the townspeople begin to get worried about my powers, when a man named Capt. Crazy (or Dr. Theodore Fisk, I’m still working on it) begins to fill their heads with propaganda about me being a threat. After a while the townspeople turn on me and he builds giant robots called “sentinels” to destroy me and Etta Mae.
SPA-KOW INDEED.
Luckily his daughter is the only one who believes me. Angela, my “Lois Lane,” helps me get information on Capt. Crazy to find out why he has a grudge on me. I soon learn that he was also hit by the Gamma Beam and he believes that there’s a cure for him (I forgot to mention he suffers from giganticizzm in the skull) in my blood.
Also, I will drive a cool car that is also a boat, rocket and a boat.
I think this is an easy concept for children to grasp, and would soon become Lil’ Steinbergers themselves. So, begin slowly introducing me to the children you know and mabye tell them that an MC Steinberg action figure would “totally rule”.
