The Feed The Steinberg Campaign
Hey Steinbergers!
It’s been a—hold on, nosebleed.
It’s been a while since I last posted. Mainly because I have been working on a project for some time now that is very important to me.
I have accepted that before you are successful, you need the really hard period where you struggle to get by. Any money I get is from medical testing, which goes immediately to my talent agent (Bubba) who works hard to get my music out to the world. While I do get by without regularly having shelter, sleep or human contact, I find it increasingly difficult to survive without food.
For a while, my meals typically consisted of free condiment packets from fast food restaurants, and snow from the side of the road. But as the snow melted, and the restaurant managers recognized me more and more, I began eating less and less.
This lack of eating has left me weak and disoriented. I can’t get by alone anymore. Now, I need your help.
Do you have a bag of chips you’re not going to finish? How about a side dish that you don’t plan on eating? Are you unsure if that milk is expired or not? Has your chewing gum lost its flavor? Do you want to get rid of your snow salt? Deceased pet? THESE ARE ALL THINGS I AM WILLING TO EAT!
Help me spread the word about the Feed The Steinberg campaign! Hit Twittar with the hashtag #steinyhungry and post this banner on your blog:
Please hurry. I may not have much time left.
PEACE OUT, STEINBERGERS!!!
