During this, the holiest of all seasons, I have to implore you to watch what you eat. I was just in a freezing cold porto-john at a local construction site, blasting out what seemed like gallons of “figgy pudding” for nearly two hours.

So here’s a holiday reminder from your old pal jolly old MC Steinberg: watch what you eat. That delicious honey-glazed ham will give you a not-so-honey glazed toilet. And unless your body is trained to drink massive quantities of egg nog (I drink it all through the summer) don’t overdo it, or it’ll shoot right through ya. And don’t get me started on gingerbread men.

However, I have a solution for some of you, if it’s candy you’re craving:

HAVE A HIP-HOP HANUKKAH AND A MERRY LUDACRISMAS!

Happy Holladayz,

MC Steinberg