I’ll be returning to New York Noise this month! I’ll have a weekly segement where I’ll be interviewing bands and other folks. I won’t give away too much, but expect to see somebody who played a character named “Pete” on a show that once aired on “Nickelodeon” in the early 90’s. Look for it later this month on NYCTV in New York, and online everywhere else.

I got my pinky toes removed. They serve no purpose, so why have them? Plus Bubba needed some practice, because he’s trying to get into the medical business, but has no schooling.

Steinjive, the documentary about yours truly, won an award at the Las Vegas International Film Festival! It won a Silver Ace Award in the Documentary category. I won’t be able to accept the award, because of my inability to go on planes for legal reasons. Let’s just say I picked a baaaad time to do my Osama Bin Laden impression. It’s a little too accurate.

Steinjive is finished, and the filmmakers are putting the final touches on it. We’re going to have a bunch of screenings in New York, New Jersey and maybe even Chicago. I would have one in Austin, Texas but the people of South By Southwest have some sort of problem with the (spoiler alert) toe surgery scene. We’ll probably take it out of the final cut.

Upcoming show alert: I will be playing in Little Egg Harbor, NJ at some sort of punk rock birthday party. I hope nobody tries to straightedge me. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds painful. Message me for the address.

Also, this year will probably see the release of my EP. It’s been taking forever, because Tay Zonday claimed to have written the song “B.Y.O.Booty” and there was this whole legal kerfluffle. What an ass.

BYE!