That’s right, Steinbergers. I’m real now. I have a “dot com”.

I had been worried about having a “dot com” since the “dot com” explosion ruined so many lives. But, I felt that it was about darn time I took the plunge, and plunged I did!

I hate to spoil the secret, but it’s so easy. You only have to pay $30 a month via credit card (none of that sneaky pay-pal) to have the “youarelle” of your choosing. From there you pick what you want it to say after the dot. Since http://stein.berg wasn’t an option, I went with the old standby.

Now that I have my very own name standing along such giants as “dot com” and “w.w.w. dot” I am part of an elite group like no other. Every famous person has a dot com, right? NO. Here’s a list of people who I am officially more famous than:

Art Carney (Actor): http://artcarney.com/

Fridtjof Nansen (Scientist, Explorer, Nobel Peace Prize laureate): http://fridtjofnansen.com/

Telma Hopkins (Aunt Rachel on Family Matters):  http://telmahopkins.com/

Pete Gogolak (NFL Player, Buffalo Bills/New York Giants, 1961-1971): http://petegogolak.com/

Greg Prato (Author of “A Devil on One Shoulder and an Angel on the Other: The Story of Shannon Hoon and Blind Melon”): http://gregprato.com/

Rosetta LeNoire (Mother Winslow on Family Matters): http://rosettalenoire.com/

Galen Tomlinson (American Gladiator Turbo): http://galentomlinson.com/

Sean “Puffy” Combs (Musician): http://sean”puffy”combs.com/

Cherie Johnston (Laura’s friend, Maxine on Family Matters): http://cheriejohnston.com/

John Claude Van Dam (Renaissance Man): http://johnclaudevandam.com/

Oskar the Grouch (Filthy Muppet): http://oskarthegrouch.com/

Now that I’m officially a major internet player somebody make me into a “laugh cat” or an “epic fail” or something.

Also, I made a movie. It’s going to premiere this week! Stay tuned! In the meantime, here’s a preview: